Dex, Lies, and Videotape

I’m partial to air conditioning. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo. I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?

• I’m really more an apartment person.
• I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?

Let’s Give the Boy a Hand

I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. I’m partial to air conditioning. He taught me a code. To survive. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I am not a killer.

Living the Dream

Keep your mind limber. I have a dark side, too. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am. This man is a knight in shining armor. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. Hello, Dexter Morgan.

1. He taught me a code. To survive.
2. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am.
3. Hello, Dexter Morgan.

Do You Take Morgan?

You’re a killer. I catch killers. Somehow, I doubt that. You have a good heart, Dexter. Watching ice melt. This is fun. You look…perfect. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. I am not a killer.